Science with swears.

Mon, 19 May 2008 04:30:59 GMT

I am so.

Fucking.

Happy.

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:29:51 GMT

dun! dun dun dun, dun dun DUN,
dun dun dun, dun dun dun,
duh-duh-dun dun TETRIS SONG

dun dun DUN, duh nuh nuh,
duh nuh, duh-duh-dun,
dunna dun dun TETRIS SONG

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:34:44 GMT

The Price is Right is on. And that's alright with me.

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:51:57 GMT

I just shot some guns at some things.

Therefore I am patriotic, therefore I have correctly celebrated Independence Day.

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:44:15 GMT

Holy fucking shit, son.

The Transformers movie.

Now, I'm no stranger to hyperbole, I understand this. But Transformers may just be the action movie. Or perhaps the movie tie-in to a line of children's toys from the 80s. Or perhaps both.

Whatever it is, go see it. Holy shit.

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:33:57 GMT

Today was marvelous. Yes.

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:16:39 GMT

Okay I have a job so you can all just sit down and relax.

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:24:09 GMT

Hey if you live in Duluth and know anyone who's hiring part time for the summer, I need a job like Lindsay Lohan needs a lobotomy.

Tue, 08 May 2007 08:59:15 GMT

I am so sick. :(

Tue, 01 May 2007 02:05:15 GMT

Lightning just struck more closely to me than it ever has in my entire life. I'm talking a distance of something to the tune of fifteen feet give or take.

The sky was cleft in twain and the devil himself spoke into the eyes of my soul. "Papa loves mambo," he said.

I think now I know. Now I know what it's like. To taste the tears of Odin.

Important Research

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:20:40 GMT

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:11:42 GMT

Hello I'm home hello.

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:34:27 GMT

It is both π day and Steak and Blowjob day today. Huzzah math! Huzzah fellatio!

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:56:56 GMT

What the fuck howcome I never watched Lost before this show is awesome.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:51:25 GMT

Tonight I hit level 70 and got a flying mount. What did you do?

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:13:40 GMT

It might have been.

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:57:31 GMT

Fuck off, 2006. Fuck right off.

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:08:58 GMT

Oh fuck it snowed. Cripes I've been up for like three hours already and I never bothered to look out the window and notice that it snowed.

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:52:35 GMT

You know what?

Fuck.

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:53:28 GMT

You would not believe how much fun Twilight Princess for Wii is.

I got it today and played for nine hours and totally didn't notice.

Nintendo <3

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:47:23 GMT

I should probably mention that I'm back in Duluth until Sunday. Visit me, friends. Or call me and make me visit you, whatever.

Now I remember why I hate thanksgiving. Ugh, what an awkward dinner.

I picked up two Wavebirds, a Gamecube memory card, Wind Waker, Metroid Prime, and Paper Mario 2 for my WiiCube yesterday. Also I managed to snatch two Wiimotes from the last store in the entire city that even had any. Lucky me. It's time for some multiplayer MonkeyBall, bitches. Goddamn I love my Wii so much.

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:40:19 GMT

Holy hell the Wii is so. Much. Fun.

Come play some Wii Sports with meeee!

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 18:26:31 GMT

My Wii shipped!

It'll be here on Monday!

Thanksgiving break here I come.

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:14:40 GMT

According to Amazon.com, my Wii is currently in shipping preparation!

If this thing ships tomorrow, I'll get it on Monday!

Wii Sports party in my room!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:07:57 GMT

Haha. Man it feels so weird to feel optimistic about what's going on in Washington D.C.

It's gonna be so hard to focus in Latin today.